Any good jokes ... ?

[Arjimlad]

 

[Cavalol]

Thought I had a Japanese friend on Facebook, but it was just my imagine Asian.

 

[tyred]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I met this short man called Peter the other day.
He's a baker and he was telling me all about baking flatbreads.
It was fascinating. I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

ouch

 

[tyred]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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you missed out the allen key!

 

[Cavalol]

I just drank some Wkd with ice in it.

It was wicked.

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[AndyRM]

You know how you hear a lot more about vampires in Europe than in Africa? Vampires don't like holy water, and they bless the rains down in Africa.

 

[Punkawallah]

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar. The barman asks the priest what he’d like to drink - “whiskey, begorrah!” The barman asks the imam what he’d like to drink - “pure water, inshallah!”. The barman asks the rabbit what he wants to drink - “no idea - I’m a spelling mistake”.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

25K posts, 2M views & I'm still waiting for the first one.

 

[Nibor]

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar. The barman asks the priest what he’d like to drink - “whiskey, begorrah!” The barman asks the imam what he’d like to drink - “pure water, inshallah!”. The barman asks the rabbit what he wants to drink - “no idea - I’m a spelling mistake”.

I thought that was a blood donating joke and the punch line was something like the rabbit thinking it may be a type-O

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

25K posts, 2M views & I'm still waiting for the first one.

Tough crowd