Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

Oooh, me sir me, I think I see a problem. It doesn't seem adjustable to take different battery sizes.

I hadn't thought of that! However, I think there's no way of checking the polarity!!

 

[postman]

Mate of mine has bought a horse,are you going to race it i asked.No he replied its faster than me.

 

[ExBrit]

Mate of mine has bought a horse,are you going to race it i asked.No he replied its faster than me.

I assume he's not going to put it to stud either.

 

[Salty seadog]

I hadn't thought of that! However, I think there's no way of checking the polarity!!

It looks universal.

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

Patient: I've been bitten by a wolf
Doctor: Where?
Patient: No, a regular one

 

[tyred]

 

[flopner]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Seevio]

Professor X: What's your superpower?
Me: Hindsight.
Professor X: That's not going to help us.
Me: Yes, i see that now.

 

[ExBrit]

This just happened.

Maintenance came in to put a new cork board in my office. He's making holes for the screws with some kind of awl, banging it in with the heel of his palm. It wasn't going in so he reached for the nearest thing to hit the awl with. It was a drill. So he's making a hole in the wall by banging an awl with the base of a drill. Cracked me up.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

A funfair is all well and good until you get short changed on the waltzers, and then it’s just unfair.

 

[Speicher]

Just dodge'm then!