Any good jokes ... ?

[Dag Hammar]

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So dangerous!! He really shouldn't be smoking if that's a petrol chainsaw..

PeteXXX, how’s your memory these days ?
You ‘’liked“ this one just four days ago on the 5th July.

 

[PeteXXX]

PeteXXX, how’s your memory these days ?
You ‘’liked“ this one just four days ago on the 5th July.

I didn't just 'like' it, I 😂 at it! 👍

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

Despite setting up a business using my lathe to make religious figures out of wood I still haven’t managed to turn a prophet.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Despite setting up a business using my lathe to make religious figures out of wood I still haven’t managed to turn a prophet.

Maybe you should altar your design?

 

[tyred]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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Chemical symbol AH

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

My car wouldn't start this morning. When I opened the bonnet I saw a little bat sitting on the engine.
He commented. "You look great today, nice tan and have you lost weight? Fabulous outfit too."

Then I realized what was wrong.....

Bat flattery.

🦇🦇 🦇

 

[tyred]

I've just made myself a wonderful new tool for carrying car batteries. I can't wait to try it out.

 

[Windle]

I've just made myself a wonderful new tool for carrying car batteries. I can't wait to try it out.

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It'll keep your hand warm as well .

 

[PeteXXX]

I've just made myself a wonderful new tool for carrying car batteries. I can't wait to try it out.

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What could possibly go wrong? 🤔

 

[Salty seadog]

What could possibly go wrong? 🤔

Oooh, me sir me, I think I see a problem. It doesn't seem adjustable to take different battery sizes.