Any good jokes ... ?

[MichaelW2]

Maybe we should put this out to grass.

It's getting udderly ridiculous.

Three cheese for that

 

[mistyoptic]

I think it’s starting to tail off

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Salty seadog]

In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them.

It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.

A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting..

🤽

I was on the allotment the other day and asked th guy on the next plot what he thought was best for strawberries,

'Horse manure' he said,

Tried it but I'm definitely gonna stick with cream.

 

[Chris S]

Why couldn't the necromancer turn the Chinese couple into undead?
Because two Wongs don't make a wight.

(I am truly sorry for the above 'joke')

That reminds me of a joke I heard at primary school:

Why aren't there any phonebooks in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs people would keep winging the wong number.

 

[Cavalol]

Phil Oakey is the lead singer in The Human league, but not many people know his sister Carrie can be heard in most pubs on a Friday night.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Jameshow]

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When one door closes another one opens....

Your either in prison, zoo enclosure or a sub all places I'd not want to be... !

 

[craigwend]

Struggling on a first date to think of something to talk about?

Try talking about global warming, it's a huge icebreaker...

 

[craigwend]