Jameshow
Veteran
I heard a matron tell the student nurse to prescribe Viagra and paracetamol! .... Why the Viagra student asked ...
Any good jokes ... ?
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I heard a matron tell the student nurse to prescribe Viagra and paracetamol! .... Why the Viagra student asked ...
ExBrit
Über Member
- Location
- Southern California
Why couldn't the necromancer turn the Chinese couple into undead?
Because two Wongs don't make a wight.
(I am truly sorry for the above 'joke')
Because two Wongs don't make a wight.
(I am truly sorry for the above 'joke')
You can't get analgesics in the Amazonian jungle because the Parrots ate em all.
Chromatic
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gloucestershire
Probably fell foul of the religion/politics/discrimination rules here, personally I thought it was a good one and quite clever as a satirical comment on part of US society.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Was it bull?
The Mods were on the horns of a dilemna what to do with it.
In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them.
It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.
A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting..
🤽
It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.
A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting..
🤽
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Probably farmed it out to someone else...
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
So I herd.
Why? What's your beef?
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Maybe we should put this out to grass.
It's getting udderly ridiculous.
It's getting udderly ridiculous.
