Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I got mugged by six dwarves last night.



Not happy.

 

[PK99]

I got mugged by six dwarves last night.

Not happy.

When Bercow was Speaker, some Conservative MP backed into his car. I'm not happy, said Bercow. Which one are you then? Said MP.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Alex H]

Just in case anyone thinks @PeteXXX post is photoshopped (like I did)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Just in case anyone thinks @PeteXXX post is photoshopped (like I did)

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Been there on a trip from Vegas to the Grand Canyon via the Hoover Dam.

Stopped at the Uranus Gas Station. Wasn’t nearly as smelly as I’d expected 😂

 

[JtB]

It’s even on Google Streetview

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I own two shirts and some neckwear that used to belong to a guy who was in 'The Mamas & The Papas'

All the sleeves are brown, and the tie is grey.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PK99]

Viagra is a very popular drug in Old Folks' homes - they use it to stop old men rolling out of bed.

 

[newfhouse]

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[Salty seadog]