Any good jokes ... ?

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Jameshow

Veteran
I sure there's a hosepipe ban on the way so I've just been down to home bargains and brought the lot....

That's crafty Yorkshire thinking ...!!
 
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flopner

Well-Known Member
When I was a little kid I had a pet turtle
tiny thing I kept in an aquarium
I had gone to camp for a month and when I got home I asked my Dad "where's my turtle?'
He said it went to live with your Mom
And I believed him
Until a couple days later when I was digging in the back yard
and found my mom's body
 
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