Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[srj10]

Made a curry for my children tonight but they wouldn't eat it because I put ginger in it.
They really loved that cat.

My neighbour said her cat needed chipped.
I only had a nine iron but still managed to get it over the fence.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I was walking past the pub the other night and I heard a brilliant rendition of Sweet Home Alabama being played by a chap on guitar. I went in and recognised the musician as our local magistrate. I told him I thought he was a wonderful player and could I get him to play at my party the next week. He said he’d love to but that he was fed up playing other people’s songs all the time and rarely got a chance to play his own material. I said no problem, I’m sure you’ll be great.
Just my luck, his own stuff was terrible and the night was ruined.

Anyway, I’ve learnt my lesson and now know I should never book a judge by his cover.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Jameshow]

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[Profpointy]

????!!

meep meep !

 

[Threevok]

????!!

It's an ant eater

 

[Salty seadog]

 

[Salty seadog]

It's an ant eater

Still nope. I've got a tenuous idea but that doesn't make for a good joke.

 

[AndyRM]

Still nope. I've got a tenuous idea but that doesn't make for a good joke.

Might be at crossed joke purposes.

The sand one is Will E Coyote, who'd routinely get smashed into the sand trying to catch Road Runner.

Editing for spelling!

 

[Jameshow]

meep meep !

Meep?