Any good jokes ... ?

[Threevok]

This best way through life ?

Leave a trail of broken snooker cues behind you.

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[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[srj10]

When I die I want my ashes pressed into a record, it's my vinyl request.

 

[Cavalol]

Just spotted exactly the same crossword clue for an eleven letter word in two different newspapers.
Coincidence?

 

[flopner]

Movin' on up!

 

[Cavalol]

Police in Liverpool last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tons of heroin, £5 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the public library in Toxteth.
Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said :"We're all really shocked; we never knew we had a library."

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[flopner]

 

[Profpointy]

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never mind duck tape, what about katsu curry?

 

[Salty seadog]

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EFF THE DUCK.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

I stopped at the motorway services, went in the shop and picked up a small bottle of coke, a bag of crisps and a mars bar.

At the till I said to the cashier ….sorry I only have a twenty pound note, she said...…. that's OK, you can put the crisps back.

 

[tyred]