Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[PeteXXX]

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Phew.. Luckily it landed in a quornfield! 👍

 

[colly]

Father in Law is Japanese, and a doctor. He says it's exactly the same there.

I think it's called 'plausible deniability'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

Mmmmmmm.. Tasty!

 

[Dave7]

Before we met, my wife was dating a circus clown. I had big boots to fill !

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When the devil went down to Georgia, did he take the Midnight train?

 

[Tenkaykev]

When the devil went down to Georgia, did he take the Midnight train?

It was probably on his mind.

 

[Chris S]

When the devil went down to Georgia, did he take the Midnight train?

Should this have been in the 'things that have bothered you for a long time' thread?

 

[Scaleyback]

Before we met, my wife was dating a circus clown. I had big boots to fill !

With thanks to Tony Blackburn ? 😀

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Gravel - the IKEA version!

 

[sevenfourate]

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Mmmmmmm.. Tasty!

Not available with lattice pastry top though ?

**More intrigued by the glass of water with a Goldfish in it if I’m honest…..🤷‍♂️

 

[tyred]

I went around to visit my neighbour. His wife answered the door. I asked if her husband is in. She replied saying he was in the garden.

I went into the garden but couldn't see him. I asked his wife again. I told I looked in the garden and couldn't see him. She said I obviously didn't dig deep enough.