Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy in Germany]

Flexi boa ?

I must admit I got a bit sidetracked trying to work out what that would be in the context.

 

[Profpointy]

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Was about to ask what the joke was earlier, but spotted it after a second look

 

[Andy_R]

I know it's a long shot, but does you happen to know what a trebuchet is?

I bet that went over a lot of people's heads...

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Just back from a Robbie Williams concert where I was sat next to an insurance salesman.
And through it all, he offered me protection.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife is so demanding. Every birthday she asks for a depiction of the Norman Conquest in embroidery.
I've tried suggesting alternative gifts, but she just wants me to bayeux tapestry.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

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Many an apprentice has been sent to fetch a tin

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[MichaelW2]

My future missus was in the local Sunday league football team. When I saw her playing in goal, I knew she was a keeper.

 

[craigwend]

Technically the Why Eye Test...

 

[simongt]

Seen on a T-shirt;
'It's scarey being the same age as old people - !'

And as I'm nearly seventy, but with the mentality of a twenty something, that appealed to me - !