Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[morrisman]

Every morning I take my cow for a walk through my vineyard. Yes, I herd it through the grapevine.

 

[Alex321]

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That one is a Whoosh from me. I have no idea at all where the joke is supposed to be. The only "error" I can see is that January 26th isn't a Saturday this year, but it might not be from this year.

 

[Tenkaykev]

That one is a Whoosh from me. I have no idea at all where the joke is supposed to be. The only "error" I can see is that January 26th isn't a Saturday this year, but it might not be from this year.

“ it’s “ as a contraction of “ it is “
Took me a while to spot it.

 

[MichaelW2]

“ it’s “ as a contraction of “ it is “
Took me a while to spot it.

Flexi boa ?

 

[tyred]

 

[Tenkaykev]

Flexi boa ?

It says “ see more “ after “ Flexi boa “ so I could see the text was truncated.

 

[JtB]

That one is a Whoosh from me. I have no idea at all where the joke is supposed to be. The only "error" I can see is that January 26th isn't a Saturday this year, but it might not be from this year.

Adding an erroneous apostrophe to “Education at its best!” seems somewhat ironic.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Adding an erroneous apostrophe to “Education at its best!” seems somewhat ironic.

True story,
Many years ago I was on my long Sunday run and stopped at a paper shop for a choccy bar and can of cola as I was starting to bonk. I noticed the current headline on the Echo newspaper board outside the shop said something about “ Poole Grammer School” I mentioned it to the girl behind the counter but just got a blank look.

 

[mistyoptic]

That one is a Whoosh from me. I have no idea at all where the joke is supposed to be. The only "error" I can see is that January 26th isn't a Saturday this year, but it might not be from this year.

And it doesn’t say 26th anyway…

Time for new spectacles? 🤣

 

[Threevok]

Adding an erroneous apostrophe to “Education at its best!” seems somewhat ironic.

If you want ironic, see the BBC Wales headline for yesterday

Chief executive Steve Phillips says he believes he is the man to lead the WRU, after Welsh rugby branded institutionally misogynistic.

 

[DaveReading]

Adding an erroneous apostrophe to “Education at its best!” seems somewhat ironic.

Note also the hubris that prompts a minor Herefordshire public school to register its domain as www.englishboardingschool.com

 

[Andy_R]

 

[chris-suffolk]

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Or maybe they are !

 

[craigwend]