Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Cavalol]

I thought I’d try and be fashionable by wrapping a length of brightly coloured fabric around my waist.

I don’t know what I was thinking, it just looked sarong.

 

[Profpointy]

We call our coffee table 'Vincent'. It has a bit of veneer missing.

Vang Gogh's mother says "hey Van, why on earth did you cut your ear off?"

He replies "pardon?"

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Cavalol]

Make your missus feel like a queen this Valentine's day by licking the back of her head and sticking an envelope to it.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[tyred]

 

[GetFatty]

David Beckham's son has apparently joined Brentford FC. He asked what number shirt he should wear and they said, Romeo, wear four out there

Not a joke but apparently David Beckham was in Welling last week to watch junior play

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Cavalol]

Agnetha, Benny, Bjorn and Anni-Frid have opened a sanctuary for south American camel like creatures in the deep south of the USA.

Sweet home Abba llama.

 

[tyred]