Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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REminds me of a review I saw of a 2CV in a car magazine that mostly did high performance cars

it listed the 0-60 time as "Probably"

 

[morrisman]

Did you know that a strange calendar collision between Scotland and the far east means it's both Burns' night and the Chinese new year ? A friend of mine is combining the two and having a Chinese burns supper.
I didn't want to go, but they've twisted my arm.

 

[Buck]

I have invented a new word….



Plagiarism

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[postman]

Sadly i took my two small dogs to a taxidermist today.Do you want them mounting,no walking side by side will be ok.

 

[postman]

I am giving up booze for three days in February.29th,30th and 31st.

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Jameshow]

I am giving up booze for three days in February.29th,30th and 31st.

Is it me, but if you do dry January then the month feels twice as long?!🤣🤣🤣

 

[Cavalol]

When Steve Tyler told me I wouldn't be inheriting any of his vast fortune, I lost the will to Liv.

 

[Salty seadog]

I knew it....

 

[tyred]