Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

Pirate: I think there be moles on me back
Doc: It's ok they're benign
Pirate: Count again I think there be ten

 

[postman]

Don't forget,having sex daily keeps the memory cells active.Oh and before I go a happy 2015 to one and all.

 

[Jameshow]

Don't forget,having sex daily keeps the memory cells active.Oh and before I go a happy 2015 to one and all.

Sounds about right!😥😥😥

 

[Andy_R]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

I decided to eat a dictionary last week.
Gave me thesaurus throat I have ever had.

 

[postman]

I decided to eat a dictionary last week.
Gave me thesaurus throat I have ever had.

I was going to post that joke.But you just took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Buck]

 

[Sharky]

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One in the front and one in the back

 

[Andy in Germany]

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I wasn't aware they could read either.