Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

Teach me some; I'd like to be your pupil.

You’ll need to learn to focus

 

[Sharky]

There'll be a few on the lash tonight

 

[postman]

There'll be a few on the lash tonight

Oh no stop it,I'm just going to have a squint at the latest from the Leeds game.

 

[Cavalol]

Our dog ate the Christmas tree lights this morning, took him to the vet and he said he'd probably cr*p them out within an hour. You should have seen his little face light up.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Doctor: I'm sorry sir, we had to remove your colon.
Me Why?

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

If you watch 'Jaws' backwards, it's a heart warming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

 

[PeteXXX]

That first victim in Jaws definitely had dandruff.. They found her Head & Shoulders on the beach..

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[newfhouse]

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[Andy in Germany]

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This shows how much more democratic life is today: in the 1600's day, you didn't have to say anything significant, you just had to be able to write and you could get an audience.
Today, with Twitter and other social media, even that hurdle has been removed; truly this is the age of opportunity.