Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

Keeping tropical fish in your house has a calming effect on the brain due to all the indoor fins.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

Why wouldn't Han Solo put a toffee in his mouth?
Because it was Chewie.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Profpointy]

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Wasn't he canonised as St Michael ?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Waitress service seems to be less exciting than I expected??

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

I accidentally spilled some haemorrhoid cream on my fruit bowl, and now my grapes have disappeared.

🍇

 

[morrisman]

Pythagoras walks into a bar and says "Which one is the Hypotenuse?"
The barman says "Why, the long face".

 

[tyred]

 

[newts]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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I'm sure I met that dentist.

 

[tyred]