Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

Only until 13? That's my ideal menu.

Whatever

 

[rustybolts]

 

[Chris S]

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"Well, you can make chips with the other 2!"
Shouldn't that be the Scotsman?

 

[roadrash]

Shouldn't that be the Scotsman?

why the scotsman ? ? ?, irish have a reputation as spud growers

 

[Jameshow]

Scots as spud eaters?!!

 

[Chris S]

"Well, you can make chips with the other 2!"
Shouldn't that be the Scotsman?

why the scotsman ? ? ?, irish have a reputation as spud growers

Scots have a reputation for poor diets.

 

[Cavalol]

helmet

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You called that one right.

 

[Cavalol]

I was mugged by an acupuncturist yesterday - the b*st*rd stabbed me two hundred and thirty-six times.

Mind you, when I woke up this morning, I felt brilliant.

 

[rustybolts]

why the scotsman ? ? ?, irish have a reputation as spud growers

its an intellectual joke , subtle humour but intricate , the juxtapositioning of the typical paddy joke where paddy is the stock dolt . "caviar to the general" as willie the shake would say. you would need to be irish to fully appreciate it

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Just when you think that food cannot possibly call you on your phone, BOOM...
Onion rings.

 

[Cavalol]

I went into the local key-cutting shop today.

They must be bl**dy good at their jobs, judging by the number of trophies they had in there.

 

[Cavalol]

If you don't know what a human cloning machine does, that makes two of us.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with pens.
Bye, Rose.