Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

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In all seriousness, Now that is a top bodge!

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

I just watched two silk worms having a race. It ended in a tie.

 

[PeteXXX]

My wife left because of my obsession with The Dave Clark Five

I’m in pieces, bits and pieces..

 

[Pat "5mph"]

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[Joey Shabadoo]

What do you call a magician who can no longer do magic?

Spoiler

Ian

 

[Dave7]

Took m

What do you call a magician who can no longer do magic?

Spoiler

Ian

Took me a minute

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

My wife came home and noticed her collection of Elvis records were missing.
"Our pet lizard escaped and ate them" I told her.
"Don't lie" she shouted "where are they?"
"In the gecko."

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Pat "5mph"]

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[simongt]

I was going to be a monk, but never got the chants.

 

[Tribansman]

I was going to be a monk, but never got the chants.

Get yourself a pilot licence, you can be an air friar then

 

[simongt]

Get yourself a pilot licence, you can be an air friar then

And that bit nearer heaven eh - ?

 

[postman]

I will work in the Abbey kitchen chopping potatos i will be a chipmonk.