Any good jokes ... ?

[Jameshow]

Did you hear about the farmer who won the Nobel peace prize?

He was outstanding in his field!🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mr Celine]

I heard a joke about what Sean Connery said when his sister had a daughter.

It's a little niche.

 

[postman]

Did you hear about the farmer who won the Nobel peace prize?

He was outstanding in his field!🤣🤣🤣

I heard differently,it was his scarecrow.

 

[tyred]

 

[roley poley]

Have you tried the new viagra eye drops ? They do nothing for your sex life but make you look really hard

 

[postman]

Have you tried the new viagra eye drops ? They do nothing for your sex life but make you look really hard

Ladies and gentlemen,another joke from the dark vaults of time.Here in Yorkshire people are taking ecstacy in gell form and rubbing it on their gums,its called wait for it wait it Ebye gum.

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[AndyRM]

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Can't be mine, they're clearly wearing shoes.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I love to pull my knees up to my chest and lean forward. It's just the way I roll.

 

[PaulB]

My wife's left me for an Austrian and they've run off to Vienna. This means nothing to me.

 

[postman]

I have lost my house keys.Mrs P says look harder.So i have shaved my head and got some tattoos but i still cant find the keys.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Toshiba Boy]