No no Postie dont these nice kind people on CycleChat are fed up of your unfunny jokes,you will be banned.Karl Marks had a sister named Onya she invented the starting pistol.Thats it you were warned a red card.One month ban from posting anything.Bruce Lee's daughter Simone now makes a living selling mobile phone contracts.
An alternative approach to dealing with an aggressive bear:-
Park ranger - Bears don't like manure in their eyes
Tourist - Where would I get manure from?
Park ranger - turn round and pick it up
Tourist - what do I do if there is none there
Park ranger - don't worry,there will be!