Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

If people think that gas and electric is expensive at the moment they should see the cost of chimneys.
They’re through the roof.

 

[Sharky]

An alternative approach to dealing with an aggressive bear:-

Park ranger - Bears don't like manure in their eyes
Tourist - Where would I get manure from?
Park ranger - turn round and pick it up
Tourist - what do I do if there is none there
Park ranger - don't worry,there will be!

 

[MichaelW2]

A man was savagely attacked at The Teddy Bear's Picnic...

His condition is said to be improving, but he's not out of the woods yet.

 

[Chris S]

You've just made a boo-boo.
What's a boo-boo?
Nothing Yogi.

 

[postman]

Bruce Lee's daughter Simone now makes a living selling mobile phone contracts.

No no Postie dont these nice kind people on CycleChat are fed up of your unfunny jokes,you will be banned.Karl Marks had a sister named Onya she invented the starting pistol.Thats it you were warned a red card.One month ban from posting anything.

 

[PaulB]

The salesman at IKEA assured me the couch I was interested in would seat five people with no problems but I don't know five people with no problems.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

An alternative approach to dealing with an aggressive bear:-

Park ranger - Bears don't like manure in their eyes
Tourist - Where would I get manure from?
Park ranger - turn round and pick it up
Tourist - what do I do if there is none there
Park ranger - don't worry,there will be!

Where there's bears and woods...............

 

[cyberknight]

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[PeteXXX]

Just received news of a gang caught breaking windows with steamed Chinese dumplings.

Police described it as an act of 'Wonton destruction'.

🥢 👮 🥢

 

[PeteXXX]

Surely due for a re-release!! 😂

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[oldwheels]

 

[Andy in Germany]