Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

A welsh* farmer walked into a baa.


*I know, I know, it could be anyone, but it's poetic license.

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[PaulB]

I saw a sign in a shop that read - Pay No Interest - so I walked right past it.

 

[PaulB]

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

 

[Salty seadog]

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I had to do this a couple of weeks ago, it took me twenty minutes to get to the corner shop and back and that's only 100 yards away.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I used to be employed by The Samaritans, but it didn't work out. I rang in sick last Monday and they talked me out of it.

 

[wheresthetorch]

Can't help feeling my pet ostrich isn't making the most of our trip to the beach…

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.

 

[roadrash]

 

[T4tomo]

I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta

apparently best joke at Edinburgh fringe

 

[Chris S]

I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta

apparently best joke at Edinburgh fringe

We haven't missed much then.

 

[tyred]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta

apparently best joke at Edinburgh fringe

I much preferred -

I hate going to funerals. I'm not a mourning person.