Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

That Edinburgh Fridge Festival isn't all it's cracked up to be!!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The Russians would have that cleared in seconds.

 

[Sharky]

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That Edinburgh Fridge Festival isn't all it's cracked up to be!!

Dunno, thought Coldplay were top shelf

 

[MichaelW2]

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That Edinburgh Fridge Festival isn't all it's cracked up to be!!

Some of those are freezers. I feel offended when I go to a fridge festival and some white goods think that they can just go sub-zero without any warning. Will no-one think of the children!

 

[PeteXXX]

Some of those are freezers. I feel offended when I go to a fridge festival and some white goods think that they can just go sub-zero without any warning. Will no-one think of the children!

I apologise if I offended you and left you out in the cold..

 

[Tenkaykev]

Some of those are freezers. I feel offended when I go to a fridge festival and some white goods think that they can just go sub-zero without any warning. Will no-one think of the children!

All the cool boxes go to the Fridge Fringe 😎

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

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That Edinburgh Fridge Festival isn't all it's cracked up to be!!

I thought it was pretty cool myself

 

[PeteXXX]

I thought it was pretty cool myself

I tried to go there but I got a frosty reception..

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

 

[Seevio]

Mother: *holding newborn for the first time* awww, look at you. You have my eyes.
Father: and my smile.
Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: and you have my bow.
Gimli: and my axe!
Nurse: Can someone call security. They're back again.

 

[Chislenko]

Transmission Fluid for cyclists?

 

[tyred]

I hate it when people try to sound intelligent and talk about Mozart when they have never even seen one of his paintings.

 

[morrisman]

 

[Chris S]