Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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That's the difference between cats and dogs: both understand us, but the cats don't care.

 

[JtB]

Why didn't the sun go to uni this year?
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Because it already had 5,505 degrees.

 

[Cavalol]

Just spent six hours in A & E. I fell off the roof at IKEA and got my legs wedged in the sign.

 

[Chislenko]

I've pencilled in going to the first game in the list.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Tenkaykev]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A raven has 17 primary wing feathers, that's the big ones at the end of the wing. These are called pinion feathers.

Crows only have 16 of these.

So the difference between a crow and a raven is a matter of a pinion.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

I have decided that as from next week, I am going to dress as a different type of bread every day.

Roll on Monday.

 

[PeteXXX]

Filled my car up last week for £110 but drove off without paying, was up in court today got fined £75.

Follow me for more tips.

 

[Cavalol]

It's really hard to come by a deaf sheep dog.

 

[Cavalol]

I accidentally drank some Holy Water with my laxative.

I’m about to start a religious movement.

 

[craigwend]