Any good jokes ... ?

[Chromatic]

I accidentally drank some Holy Water with my laxative.

I’m about to start a religious movement.

Your bowels may move in mysterious ways.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I accidentally drank some Holy Water with my laxative.

I’m about to start a religious movement.

Holy shoot.

 

[Nibor]

Oops

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

“I arranged a date with a woman called simile, but now I’m not sure what I metaphor“ - Tim Vine

 

[Cavalol]

A lumberjack walked into a magical forest and picked a tree to cut down. As he swung his axe the tree shouted "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack replied "Yes, and you will dialogue."

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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Sounds like my daughter.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Chris S]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

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Let's hope his bark is worse than his bite.............

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Let's hope his bark is worse than his bite.............

Or perhaps
Worse Than His Bike?