Any good jokes ... ?

[markemark]

Pianos are also pretty cheap these days. Just paid a grand for a grand.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I went into a boxing club and asked how much it would be to get beaten up in the ring. They said a pound a pound

 

[MichaelW2]

A pony now costs a monkey.

 

[oldfatfool]

Bacon is going sky high

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[markemark]

Game birds are not going cheap.

I just paid a gross for a grouse.

 

[Andy_R]

Things are getting so bad my origami business has folded.

 

[Andy_R]

On the plus side though, I have sucessfully downsized my bonsai business.

 

[newts]

I'd considered branching out as an arboriculturist but was worried about constant cutbacks

 

[Smokin Joe]

The cost of getting a man to the moon has rocketed.

 

[Threevok]

The price of Advocaat has snowballed

 

[markemark]

The cost of astrology is unbelievable.

 

[markemark]

The cost of a bottle of tequila is staggering.

 

[bruce1530]

After I told my wife black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my y-fronts for a month.

I mentioned to her that I found black fingernails very attractive. Now she's saying I shut her hand in the car door on purpose...

 

[PeteXXX]

Outside Tesco, some kids asked asked me to buy them 20 Richmond. I thought, what the hell and got them...

You should have heard the abuse I got when I handed them over!!!

I told them “ Next time you can get your own sausages !!