Any good jokes ... ?
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Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
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- South Wales
Dai and Dewi go for a board, to claim compensation for industrial deafness.
Dewi goes first, into a long room, with an assessor sitting at the very far end.
The assessor (in a very soft voice) says “shut the door” and Dewi politely does.
“There’s nothing wrong with your hearing!” says the assessor and promptly dismisses his case.
On the way out, Dewi says to Dai – “Whatever ever you do, don’t shut the door when he asks.”
Dai enters the room and the assessor (once again - in a very soft voice) says “shut the door”.
To which Dai replies “shut it your yourself!”
Dewi goes first, into a long room, with an assessor sitting at the very far end.
The assessor (in a very soft voice) says “shut the door” and Dewi politely does.
“There’s nothing wrong with your hearing!” says the assessor and promptly dismisses his case.
On the way out, Dewi says to Dai – “Whatever ever you do, don’t shut the door when he asks.”
Dai enters the room and the assessor (once again - in a very soft voice) says “shut the door”.
To which Dai replies “shut it your yourself!”
I might be talking out of the back of my head but is it akin to a quintain?
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
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dont get me started on crossbows either , we will have to quarrel
Don't string me along.. And try not to nock my jokes!
Richard A Thackeray
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For some reason, new signs have gone up at work
Rather belatedly though
Rather belatedly though
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oldwheels
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- Location
- Isle of Mull
oldwheels
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- Location
- Isle of Mull
