Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[guitarpete247]

"Waiter! Waiter! This meat tastes like rubber!"
"Yes sir. It’s beef Wellington."

 

[guitarpete247]

I used to really enjoy teaching apprentices how to fit the green fabric on snooker tables.



I just wanted to share how I felt.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Cavalol]

What a sweet potato’s favourite song? Gloria Gaynor’s ‘I yam what I yam'


*I'll get my jacket.

 

[postman]

What a sweet potato’s favourite song? Gloria Gaynor’s ‘I yam what I yam'


*I'll get my jacket.

Did you see what you did there.Jacket.

 

[bruce1530]

If you are scared of lifts then I recommend you take steps to avoid them.

Don't fart in lifts. It's just wrong, on so many levels...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Andy_R]

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Loks like that escalated pretty quickly...

 

[Cavalol]

I was driving down the M6 the other day and my wife said 'I think those lads in the mini-bus next to us must be from Wales'. 'What on earth makes you say that?' I replied. 'Well', she remarked, 'they've written on the window and it says stit ruoy su wohs'

 

[Threevok]

I bet ssupgab would love that one

 

[PaulB]

I was on my farm yesterday and thought I could hear Tubular Bells but realised it was just noise from my cold field.

 

[PaulB]

I've launched a website devoted to puns on Beatles songs. I've got Paul McCartney to heyjudicate.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

In case the country gets invaded and I have to quickly hide, I have a big pop art painting on my wall that hides a secret panic room.

I call it my handy war hole.