Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

BREAKING NEWS....BREAKING NEWS....

It's been reported that the local tax office is on fire. There is no need to do anything as several people are informing news reporters at the scene that they have written to the Fire Brigade to report the incident.

 

[Seevio]

Wife: [watching the news] Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Me: [Covered in ink] Maybe the squid was being a dick.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[craigwend]

 

[rikki]

 

[tyred]

 

[Electric_Andy]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dave7]

As an overweight, alcoholic transvestite,

I like to eat, drink and be Mary.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Chris S]