PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
The cat one is brilliant.
Any good jokes ... ?
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- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
Subtext - you Spokey are as dim as ***k and have not even the faintest smidgen of humour in your entire body. 😁😁😁
Alex321
Guru
- Location
- South Wales
We all have slightly different senses of humour. I struggled with the "cat" one as well TBH.
It juts means yours isn't quite the same as Dayvo's.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Unless you’ve had cats at home or know people who’ve had cats, you won’t know their habits, traits or personalities.
View: https://youtu.be/ccK3usCWmTo
Cats are the best! 😻
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
The high temperatures on re-entry to the earth's atmosphere will make it Chard.
A solider was standing guard at Buckingham Palace when his commanding officer came storming over.
‘JONES! Did I see you flinch?’
‘Yes Sir!’
‘Why did you flinch Jones?’
‘Well you see Sir, a squirrel come running out of tha’ tree over there, ran across the field, ran up me pant leg, and rested in me crotch.’
‘I guess that is when you flinched Jones?’
‘No Sir, because another squirrel come running out of tha’ other tree over there, ran across the field, ran up me other pant leg and rested in me crotch.’
‘Ah, I guess that’s when you flinched, right Jones?’
‘No Sir.’
‘Then Why did you bloody well flinch Jones?!’
‘Well you see Sir, they started talking and said. Let’s eat one now and save the other one for winter.‘
‘JONES! Did I see you flinch?’
‘Yes Sir!’
‘Why did you flinch Jones?’
‘Well you see Sir, a squirrel come running out of tha’ tree over there, ran across the field, ran up me pant leg, and rested in me crotch.’
‘I guess that is when you flinched Jones?’
‘No Sir, because another squirrel come running out of tha’ other tree over there, ran across the field, ran up me other pant leg and rested in me crotch.’
‘Ah, I guess that’s when you flinched, right Jones?’
‘No Sir.’
‘Then Why did you bloody well flinch Jones?!’
‘Well you see Sir, they started talking and said. Let’s eat one now and save the other one for winter.‘
My grandfather had a cat who insisted on being fed at precise times. To achieve this, he'd jump onto the mantelpiece, insert his head behind the very classy carriage clock there, and - very gently - start pushing it off. Not the whole way, just a fraction of an inch.
That was quite enough to get my grandfather to go and get the cat food out.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
roley poley
Veteran
- Location
- leeds
'Ere boss ..this wheelbarrow is going squeak.......squeak........squeak........squeak all day long ,it's doing my head in ,have you got a bit of oil I can put on it? NO,your sacked it should be going squeak squeak squeak squeak
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
They look like badly-fitting syrups. 
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
