Any good jokes ... ?

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Supersuperleeds

Legendary Member
Location
Leicester
How do you double the value of a Lada?

Put a tenners worth of petrol in it
 

Chromatic

Legendary Member
Location
Gloucestershire
A man in Moscow buys a newspaper...

…glances at the front page; and tosses it away.

He does the same thing every day for a week…

Finally the shop owner inquires:

“Why do you do that?!”

The man replies: “I’m just checking for an obituary.”

“But obituaries aren’t on the front page!”

“The one I’m looking for will be…”
 
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