Any good jokes ... ?

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[Joey Shabadoo]

Most archaeologists are women because of their innate ability to dig up the past.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Seevio]

Judas: Ok, so the one I kiss is Jesus.
Centurion: Couldn't you just tell us which one he is?
Judas: <applying lip balm> Do you hear me telling you how to do your job?

 

[Andy in Germany]

I do enjoy jokes from the DDR, People from there tend to have an extremely dry, biting humour:

Q: How do you double the value of a Trabant?
A: Put a banana on the dashboard.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Another story is told of a police report from the previous night:

Desk Sargent: A Trabi crashed into a lamppost in Alexanderplatz.
Captain: Anyone hurt?
Desk Sargent: 17
Captain: How did one accident injure 17 people?
Desk Sargent: The driver hit his head in the accident, and the other 16 were fighting for the spare parts.

 

[Sharky]

I do enjoy jokes from the DDR, People from there tend to have an extremely dry, biting humour:

Q: How do you double the value of a Trabant?
A: Put a banana on the dashboard.

This could revive a lot of the old skoda and Lada jokes.

 

[AndyRM]

What do you call a soft top Lada?

A skip with a lid.

Why do Ladas have heated rear windows?

To keep your hands warm while you're pushing it.

 

[roadrash]

lada with twin exhausts....... wheelbarrow

 

[Profpointy]

Most archaeologists are women because of their innate ability to dig up the past.

My wife really is an archeologist, or did it in university at any rate To be fair she really doesn't do that but I'm not sure I'm brave enough to share the joke

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

My wife really is an archeologist, or did it in university at any rate To be fair she really doesn't do that but I'm not sure I'm brave enough to share the joke

If you did she might say nothing... and mention it in 20 years

 

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