Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
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Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
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A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill, The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live, there's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.
Then he gets the full house and wins £1000.
Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.
You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24 .'
'Bloody hell’ says the bingo caller.
'You've won the raffle as well !!
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live, there's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.
Then he gets the full house and wins £1000.
Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.
You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24 .'
'Bloody hell’ says the bingo caller.
'You've won the raffle as well !!
Whenever I try doing that on my mobile, the pic auto rotates
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Prevention!Whenever I try doing that on my mobile, the pic auto rotates
Jackslad
Active Member
- Location
- Lancashire
In the bar last night, I saw a woman getting her nipple pierced.
On a separate note, I'm crap at darts!
On a separate note, I'm crap at darts!
wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
Put the phone on a flat surface, and then rotate it. 👍Whenever I try doing that on my mobile, the pic auto rotates
What if I leave the phone on a table and walk to the other side? 🤔
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
Another cunning plan.👍
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
I hate when people try to act all intellectual by talking about Mozart when they've never even seen a single one of his paintings
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
