Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Schedule for Monday 14th February 2022.
9.30am Newcastle Quayside - South Shields. Your captain is Captain Kilmer.
12.30pm South Shields - Newcastle Quayside. Your captain is Captain Singleton.
3.30pm Newcastle Quayside - South Shields. Your captain is Captain Doonican.
6.30pm South Shields - Newcastle Quayside. Your captain is Captain McDermid.

These are the sailing times for Val on Tyne Day Cruises.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Seevio]

If you drive a Tesla and it gets stolen, is it now an Edison?

 

[Dayvo]

Just saying, like! 😉

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

Walked past a very expensive restaurant when my wife said the smell of the food was amazing so I thought, why not treat her. So I let her walk past again.

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[swee'pea99]

Walked past a very expensive restaurant when my wife said the smell of the food was amazing so I thought, why not treat her. So I let her walk past again.

Well, it is Valentines.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Well

Walked past a very expensive restaurant when my wife said the smell of the food was amazing so I thought, why not treat her. So I let her walk past again.

- it is Valentines day

edit: damn too late!!!

 

[postman]

Oh my word i have just had my mate and his wife on the phone.Valentines Day and they are both in tears.It seems while making a romantic meal tonight. Their little lad has said one day when i get a job,ill help to buy food,pay rent and treat you,thats amazing from a 32 year old.

 

[tyred]