Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Dave7]

I wear a hi viz jacket all day long.
I wouldn't be seen without it.

 

[Dave7]

I have gone through my phone contacts and got rid of anyone with German connections. I am now Hans free

 

[Dave7]

I had a bad neck last week so went to a really cheap chiropractor.
I haven't looked back since.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Spoiler: NSF Family

 

[Andy_R]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I've got an honours degree in calligraphy.
To be honest I don't think it's going to help me get a job, but it looks good on paper.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Speicher]

I've got an honours degree in calligraphy.
To be honest I don't think it's going to help me get a job, but it looks good on paper.

Do you need a hand writing your CV?

 

[Chris S]

I'm not sure if we've had this

 

[Dayvo]

Do you need a hand writing your CV?

Maybe just a short hand.