Any good jokes ... ?

[Nibor]

 

[Seevio]

[mysterious old lady flips a tarot card revealing a guy who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: Is that good?

 

[tyred]

 

[Dirk]

 

[PaulB]

Dear Santa,
Please can I have a slim body and a fat bank balance and please don't get them mixed up like you did last year.

 

[Threevok]

I think i've finally found what Chris Rea wanted for Christmas

 

[tyred]

 

[Wixsteman]

Bought some mojitos to remind of a long ago trip to Oxford 🙁😀

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[JtB]

I know it’s been posted before, but one of my favourite Christmas jokes.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I know it’s been posted before, but one of my favourite Christmas jokes.
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Cheers, I was about to search for that!

 

[Nibor]

 

[cyberknight]

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whats the weather like . its pissing it down rein deer ..............

 

[Bike Tyson]

View: https://twitter.com/dubslife1/status/1473601238679838720

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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Seen at work
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