Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

I just finished studying Cockney history at the University of East London - not happy with the grade: it was a Richard.

 

[PaulSB]

 

[Bike Tyson]

The eyes at the end


View: https://twitter.com/lenawtflol/status/1473090709079035904

 

[Beebo]

I just finished studying Cockney history at the University of East London - not happy with the grade: it was a Richard.

I got a Desmond when I was at Uni.

 

[Dayvo]

I got a Desmond when I was at Uni.

Oh, did you!

Mine was a 2,1!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[PaulB]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PaulB]

Vegans need to lay off others for their eating habits.
The last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition.

 

[Ian H]

Not so much a joke, more an observation: reported in today's local paper: Cornwall's 'famous' dahlia collection has been saved and moved to an adult day care centre near Camborne. There was no information about what they did with the adults.

 

[tyred]

 

[betty swollocks]

A Teddy bear gets a job on a building site. He is issued with a hard hat, safety jacket, shovel and a pick.
He performs very well, but one morning he approaches the foreman.
"Sir, I've got a problem. Last night I left my kit here. I've got the hat, the jacket and the shovel but the pick is missing."
The foreman thinks for a minute then slaps his forehead and looks at the calendar.
"Of course, today's Tuesday. Sorry, I should have warned you…….today's the day the teddy bears have their picks nicked.”