Gillian was concerned that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vets.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. He then proceeded to tell Gillian that, if she wanted to keep it from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Gillian went to Boots.
At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Gillian said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Gillian replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week."
