Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

 

[MichaelW2]

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I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of the Downing Street Party.

 

[tyred]

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Looks like a Renault 4

I'd have thought a knitted blanket would make it even more likely to rust away

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PaulB]

I was talking to my friend earlier and I thought, why did his parents call him Earlier?

 

[PaulB]

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I can't stand italians and their slanty eyes.


Sorry, I meant italics!

 

[Speicher]

I was talking to my friend earlier and I thought, why did his parents call him Earlier?

They did not want to call him late for dinner.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Nibor]

 

[morrisman]

Just a little update on the situation with my brother because some of you have been pretty concerned. He's took going to jail pretty hard he's refusing all food, he's spitting and screaming at everyone and is threatening violence at anyone who comes near him. He's smeared the walls with faeces and is refusing to wear clothes. As a family we're pretty united in our decision not to play Monopoly with him anymore

 

[oldwheels]

Interviewer tp politician "What is your favourite lie?"
Politician" " I don't tell lies"
Interviewer " Yes that is my favourite one"

 

[tyred]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

They'll need them to deal with drunken 'Cas-lasses'


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[betty swollocks]