Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

Pontecarlo
The town of Pontefract's affectionate name. Dubbed 'Pontecarlo' due to it's striking resemblance to Monte Carlo, with it's beautiful scenery and vibrant night life. The peak attraction for the evening being 'Big Fella's', a classy discotheque of the highest order. Twinned with Casvegas (Castleford, Yorkshire), Pontecarlo's rival sibling.
Let's go live up the high life in Pontecarlo down biggies!
by Chiefbaker May 16, 2011

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Pontecarlo
The town of Pontefract's affectionate name. Dubbed 'Pontecarlo' due to it's striking resemblance to Monte Carlo, with it's beautiful scenery and vibrant night life. The peak attraction for the evening being 'Big Fella's', a classy discotheque of the highest order. Twinned with Casvegas (Castleford, Yorkshire), Pontecarlo's rival sibling.
Let's go live up the high life in Pontecarlo down biggies!
by Chiefbaker May 16, 2011

Wakefield itself fares quite badly
Once known as 'The Merrie City', it has decreased in its hostelries quite severely, there is a book available; 100 Closed Pubs Of Wakefield
That will undoubtedly include the demolished/'re-purposed'/railway hotels/coaching inns/etc...?
(such as 'The Great Northern,Gardeners/etc...)

http://mrtreviews.weebly.com/mr-t-reviews/100-closed-pubs-of-wakefield

 

[morrisman]

I’ve got a real problem with next door's German Shepherd. As bold as brass, he keeps getting into our front and back garden and doing massive dumps on the lawn.
I’ve tried shooing him away and spraying water at him, but he thinks it’s a game.
To add insult to injury, the other day he brought his dog with him as well!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[welsh dragon]

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older.

It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[roadrash]

 

[VelvetUnderpants]

 

[tyred]