Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

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If I had a bike like that then I'd want it stolen.

 

[PeteXXX]

If I had a bike like that then I'd want it stolen.

Didn't David Cameron do that once? Or is that a bit too political!!

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[roadrash]

 

[newts]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[newts]

 

[Chislenko]

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Outstanding, there is many a time I have wanted to say something like that.

 

[rvw]

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Dorothy Parker, when asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a proverb, came up with...






"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think".

 

[tyred]

 

[kynikos]

 

[Toshiba Boy]