Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

It took a while but, at last, my oven clock will be showing the correct time for the next 5 months!

Oven done, watch done - phone was confused but eventually sorted itself out by magic
laptop seems sorted
wall clock needs doing later and the central heating clock - car will get done when I go out next

when I get a chance I will do the sister-in-laws oven - if I don;t do it it will stay wrong for 6 months - and it normally a few minutes out even so - some people!!!
can anyone tell I spent a career in IT???

 

[Mo1959]

Oven done, watch done - phone was confused but eventually sorted itself out by magic
laptop seems sorted
wall clock needs doing later and the central heating clock - car will get done when I go out next

when I get a chance I will do the sister-in-laws oven - if I don;t do it it will stay wrong for 6 months - and it normally a few minutes out even so - some people!!!
can anyone tell I spent a career in IT???

Not really as you appear to have posted in the jokes thread!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Not really as you appear to have posted in the jokes thread!

It's too early

 

[tyred]

 

[rikki]

 

[Moon bunny]

I’m going to sell my vacuum cleaner, it’s just collecting dust.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

I've just been to to buy a Dracula costume for Halloween and the girl in the shop tried to sell me a Man United shirt. I said 'Sorry love, I think you misheard me, I wanted to look like a count'


fixed that for you

Both work, as do Wrexham and Celtic!

 

[tyred]

 

[Chislenko]

Both work, as do Wrexham and Celtic!

A fair bit of disquiet for Bern and Jonno amongst the ever dwindling faithful down the Deva Stadium Cavalol. (Or whatever it is called this season!)

 

[Sharky]

A bit scary walking back from the shops on Halloween night, in the dark. There was somebody following me - not wearing a mask.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Profpointy]

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