Any good jokes ... ?

[bruce1530]

You may jest but the 1998 ignoble prize for statistics was awarded for

As a lady I know once commented....

"Big Hands, Big Feet, Big.... disappointment"

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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Dedicated to all married men??

 

[johnnyb47]

Panty liners........ That was the worst cruise I've ever been on 🤔

 

[PaulB]

I remember the first time I ever saw a TV remote and I thought, well, this changes everything.

 

[Ian H]

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There is of course a magazine dedicated to the sport, called Total Carp.

 

[Ian H]

 

[welsh dragon]

While I was working in a chocolate factory one of the team fell into a vat of chocolate.

Someone started to climb into the Vat to save their colleague. I told him "Billy don't be an Aero."

 

[doughnut]

Bit annoyed last night - my daughter spent ages getting dressed up as a kitchen basin for a fancy dress party, but when she got there they turned her away at the door.

Just let that sink in for a bit

 

[Dayvo]

A bit late:

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Contentioius?

 

[Dayvo]

 

[F70100]

Contentioius?

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Not sure if the CC cognoscenti know about Cas Vegas. Even if we tell them it’s next door to Ponte Carlo, I’m still not sure anyone would find it…

Legioleum ad Astra!

 

[kynikos]

Contentioius?

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Tosh - there's also Monte Carlo/Ponte Carlo

 

[PeteXXX]

Is that we're they have the Ponte Carlo Wally? 🏁

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Tosh - there's also Monte Carlo/Ponte Carlo

I thought that Ponte-Carlo was quite sedate/civilised in comparison