I've just been to to buy a Dracula costume for Halloween and the girl in the shop tried to sell me a Man United shirt. I said 'Sorry love, I think you misheard me, I wanted to look like a count'I've just been to to buy a Dracula costume for Halloween and the girl in the shop tried to sell me a Liverpool shirt. I said 'Sorry love, I think you misheard me, I wanted to look like a count'