Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I've just left the dentist with a sore and bleeding mouth. He's had it coming, in fairness.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Profpointy]

 

[PaulB]

I confess that when I was at college, I experimented with marijuana. I smoked it in snow, I smoked it in rain but I did not in hail.

 

[roadrash]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

@LeetleGreyCells

 

[morrisman]

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Agad
Agad who?
Push pineapples, shake the tree.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

@LeetleGreyCells

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That would be the greatest show!

 

[morrisman]

I've invented a device to cool the lower jaw of South American rodents, it's a chinchilla chin chiller.

 

[morrisman]

I've just invented a bulletproof vest, made out of several layers of skin from a popular curved yellow fruit.
However an 80's girl group is claiming they own the name I've chosen for my garment.

 

[Chris S]

I've just invented a bulletproof vest, made out of several layers of skin from a popular curved yellow fruit.
However an 80's girl group is claiming they own the name I've chosen for my garment.

Shakespeare's Sister

 

[roadrash]

Shakespeare's Sister

No, dont be silly , he means the bangles !