Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dave7]

I have been using contactless payments all year.
Yesterday I went to the bank for £20 in coins.
I thought the change might do me good.

 

[Venod]

When is Christmas ?

 

[Colin Grigson]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

As a child, we were so poor, all my school clothes came from the Army Surplus.
I was the only Japanese general in my class.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[postman]

On a wet Saturday afternoon I have just watched two war films.One was Italian that ran backwards,the other was French that lasted two minutes.

 

[tribanjules]

On a wet Saturday afternoon I have just watched two war films.One was Italian that ran backwards,the other was French that lasted two minutes.

And an American one that started late

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Faratid]

No need to make anything up...........