Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

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I usually have a beer before charging my bike

 

[raleighnut]

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My Culinary hero and inspiration.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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That reprogrammed chip is working just fine!!

 

[heathenking]

I was cuddling with my girlfriend under the blanket on a cold winter night. "My arse is freezing." she whinged. "Let me check," I replied. "Holy shoot, it's like Siberia!" "It's that cold?" she chuckled. I said, "No, it's huge."

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Geordie lad starts school in Sunderland. When he gets home that afternoon his dad asks what it was like.

"Weel war dad. Them Makem boys are thick. I knowed more sums than them. Geography, they knew note loike. And in PE they've all got tiny willys. Not loike mine is that cos they're Makems?"

"No son it's cos your 38 and their teacher"

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PaulB]

"See you later undertaker."
"In a while, Necrophile!"

 

[morrisman]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

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From the same school of irony as Alanis Morissette.