Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I've designed a plane made entirely from rubber, so that when it crashes, it bounces.

It's a Boing 747.

 

[Cavalol]

I decided to trace my pet frog's ancestry.


Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole.

 

[tribanjules]

 

[mistyoptic]

It seems, presumably to improve law and order, that Shrewsbury are planning to introduce public guillotining 😱

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[simon the viking]

they've probably been posted but still worth an outing again...

How did Bob Marley like his donuts?

with Jam in

What did he say to his friends when he offered them a donut


I hope you like jammin too......


apologies but just listening to Legend on Spotify and jammin made me smirk when it came on....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

jammin made me smirk

It takes all sorts apparently

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Mike Ayling]

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AFAICR somebody posted this on Cycle UK and a mod quickly deleted it because he/she has an ebike and did not think it was funny!

Mike

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Anyone else think some safety measures are actually making things more risky?

 

[PaulB]

Anyone else think some safety measures are actually making things more risky?

Don't get it. Care to explain?

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[neil_merseyside]

Don't get it. Care to explain?

ERm, the crash mat he was carrying was the cause of the crash?

 

[Cavalol]

Sailing results are in from Tokyo. Britain have taken gold, the USA have taken silver and Somalia have taken a middle-aged couple from Bournemouth.

 

[Electric_Andy]

The athlete from the USA has tested positive for Viagra. He tripped and fell in the 100M but won a gold in the pole vault