Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

Not sure if this is funny or not. 🤔😢

 

[houblon]

Not sure if this is funny or not. 🤔😢

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Know what you mean ...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

I'd heard it was the Fire Engine

 

[betty swollocks]

I need some Facebook help. A few months ago, I accepted a friend request from a fellow called Buster, as we both had an avid interest in the 70's band The Sweet. He sent me the odd video of the band but then he started to bombard me with not only videos but almost non-stop messages on Messenger......now as much as I like The Sweet, I thought enough is enough and so I tried to unfriend and block him but I was unable to.....this is where I need technical help ...
Does anyone know the way ....there's got to be a way, to Block Buster?

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Why is it spelled camouflage and not
?

 

[Salty seadog]

I asked the shop assistant for advice on choosing toilet roll and she told me that on the whole, they're all the same.

I heard you were good on the whole.....

 

[Dayvo]

 

[houblon]

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If you Google "open box before eating pizza" you'll realize that -yes, we are doomed. A *fark* of a lot of internet keyboard warriors didn't get the joke 🤣

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[tyred]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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That's EXACTLY what it was like during the week up the A9 to Inverness.

 

[tyred]

That's EXACTLY what it was like during the week up the A9 to Inverness.

Precisely why I avoid any of the tourist traps in summer.