Any good jokes ... ?

[welsh dragon]

Is your Dr from the NHS or private?

If he was private, he would probably have someone else to push his trolley

 

[roadrash]

 

[mistyoptic]

Not a football person at all but this still made I larf

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

This shouldn't really be in the jokes section but I've heard the discoverer of wheat intolerance has died. The family have requested no flours at his funeral.

 

[T4tomo]

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Not a football person at all but this still made I larf

I daren't send that to my scottish mate in case i Jinx the game....

 

[PeteXXX]

Watch out for fake England shirts!!
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[T4tomo]

Oh, go on - send it !!

I will now!

 

[Archie_tect]

Yesterday a lorry carrying thirty tonnes of Vicks Vapo-rub overturned on the M25, it took until the evening rush-hour to clear the slow lane... police were surprised to find there was no congestion for over 8 hours.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Chromatic]

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That reminds me, I once went to see a blues musician's grave, it was inscribed 'I didn't wake up this morning'